GK: Fred Newman is down at the Gateway Arch by the Mississippi ----- Fred? Can you hear me?

FN: -----ewman at the Ga------- ver shore------

GK: Can you hear me, Fred?

FN: --------------------clear.

GK: Okay, so you can hear me?

FN: Affir------------------------out.

GK: People have parachuted onto the Gateway Arch and people have parachuted from it but today Fred will become the first person to leap from the arch holding a parasol and plummet down and land, we hope, on a barge full of wet sponges floating down the river. Are you ready, Fred?

FN: Ready for what?

GK: You're up on the Gateway Arch with your parasol and you're going to jump down-----

FN: I'm going to what?

GK: You're going to jump down and land on that barge loaded with wet sponges-----

FN: You must think I'm nuts. No, I'm going to jump with this bungee cord around my waist and land on a three-hundred foot long bagpipe floating down the river playing the St. Louis Blues.

GK: Okay. Sorry I got that wrong.

FN: One. Two. Three. (SFX FALLING)

TR, RD, GK: BAGPIPE "ST. LOUIS BLUES"

(I hate to see that sound effects man, jump down.

I hate to see that sound effects man, jump down.

(SFX: LANDING, AND BAD CHORD)