GK: ....coming soon to a movie theater near you ---- THE HOUSE GUEST.
SS (ANGUISHED): We thought it would only be for a few
days. But once he arrived, he wouldn't leave.
GK: THE HOUSE GUEST.
SS (ANGUISHED): He was married to my sister and now I
know why she divorced him. I wish I could.
GK: THE HOUSE GUEST.
TR (TRUMP): Listen. I gotta get my shuteye and your house is like a Third World country or something ----- I am putting up a wall outside my room so I can get some peace and quiet ---- I'll send you the bill. And let's talk about dinner for a minute, okay? I really need a good steak, minimum 16 ounces, well-done, instead of all these salads you keep giving me. And the wine---- I'm not big on wine. I'd like a double Scotch, something like a 25-year Glenmorangie or something but not the single-malt, they're like paint thinner. Hate that. And I hate to bring this up again but these sheets on the bed are real losers. And so is the toilet in the guest bathroom. You really need to replace that. Something with a powerful flush. I'm tired of having to poke at it with a plunger. I am used to having the very very very best toilet. My toilet at home is unbelievable. Whatever you do, and it can be huuuge, and you flush and whoosh, it's gone. And while I'm mentioning it, there's a really bad smell in my room---- I need a window fan. Okay? Otherwise everything is great.
SS (ANGUISHED): When will he leave? Will we have to go to a hotel? How do we get rid of him?
GK: THE HOUSE GUEST. He's here. Deal with it. (CHORD)