(ORGAN)

TR (ANNC): And now, Rainbow Motor Oil and the Rainbow family of automotive products brings you: Dr. Brad Triplett, Veterinary Urologist.

(THEME)

GK: Syringe.

KB: Syringe.

GK: How much anesthetic in here, Louise?

KB: A hundred CCs.

GK: I think I'd like 150.

(COW MOO)

KB: You want to put him out completely.

GK: I think so. I'm going to have to do some cutting.

KB: Okay. Whatever you say, Doctor.

GK: Very enlarged prostate.

KB: Right. ---- Okay, syringe.

GK: Thank you. Okay, easy now. (COW BELOW) There you go. Oxygen mask.

KB: Oxygen mask.

GK: Wash the area.

KB: You want me to wash the area?

GK: Well, you have the soap and stuff.

KB: But you're standing down there by the area.

GK: I think washing is part of the job of a scrub nurse.

KB: I could show you how to do it if you like.

GK: Okay. Hand me the sponge then. (SQUORTS, SQUISH)

KB: Sponge.

(SWABBING)

GK: Disinfectant.

KB: Disinfectant.

GK: Clamp.

KB: Clamp.

GK: Scalpel.

KB: Scalpel.

GK: And that long thing with the arms.

KB: The long thing?

GK: The gripper thing. You know, that holds things

KB: You mean the forceps?

GK: Forceps.

KB: Forceps.

GK: Thanks.

(CLINK, CLINK)

KB: So where did you do your training, Doctor?

GK: University of Costa Rica.

KB: Oh. Okay.

(CLINKS)

GK: Thread.

KB: Thread. (CLINKS) So what got you interested in urology?

GK: Well, it's a very interesting part of the body.

KB: Yes, indeed. A waste-disposal site in the middle of a major recreational area.

GK: I'm sorry, what was that?

KB: Nothing, doctor. Just talking to myself.

GK: More thread.

KB: Thread. ----I've never watched a prostatectomy up this close before. It's almost artistic.

GK: Thank you.

KB: Does that make you think of someone's face?

GK: Does what make me think of a face?

KB: That. What you're working on.

GK: No. Not really. You?

KB: Reminds me of a guy I used to know. I always thought that about him and now I can see it.

GK: Uh huh.

(LOW MOO)

KB: More anesthesia?

GK: No, I'm all done down here. Reduced his prostate and now he should be ready to breed.

KB: Have you ever thought about breeding, Doctor?

GK: See, his nostrils are flaring because he can smell a healthy female nearby.

KB: Yes, and here I am.

GK: What was that, Louise?

KB: Nothing, doctor. Nothing.

GK: Okay. Well, I'll just swab down the area again and we're done.

KB: Okay. And I'll just put this anesthetic away. (POP) Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. I stuck you in the arm with the needle. I am so sorry. Doctor? Are you okay?

GK: What? Ohhhhh. I feel very strange.

KB: You'll be okay, Doctor. I have you.

GK: I don't think I can stand.

KB: Just relax. I know the fireman's carry, I'll just (EFFORT) ---- Oh my, you're not that heavy. And you're so warm. I'm carrying you back to the van. (MOO) I really should check you for deer ticks, doctor. Doctor? Don't worry. Everything will be okay. I promise. (THEME)

TR (ANNC): Dr. Brad Triplett, Wildlife Urologist, was brought to you by Rainbow Motor Oil and the Rainbow Family of fine automotive products.