KB: Excuse me----

TR: Yes....

KB: That sign at the front of the store, "B.O.G.O."----

TR: Right. Buy One, Get One.

KB: Shouldn't that be B.O.G.O.F. ---- Buy One, Get One Free? You see what I'm getting at?

TR: I think the standard phrase is "Buy One, Get One"----

KB: But of course when you buy one, you get one. You get the one you buy. That goes without saying. You don't have to put up a sign to say that.

TR: Well, it's understood that you get another one free.....

KB: But why not say so? "Buy One And Get One Free".

TR: Can I help you find something?

KB: Why not "Buy One, Get Another Free"---- or "Buy One, Get Another At No Charge" ---- B.O. G.A.A.N.C.

TR: You're an English major, aren't you.

KB: I am.

TR: I thought so. I used to go out with one.

KB: How did it end?

TR: It got tense. Now, it's past tense.

KB: I'm only trying to be helpful. --- Does it offend you when someone points out a mistake?

GK: English majors. Do you mind if we point out a mistake? Correct English is so important as you text or tweet or post on Facebook, and bad grammar gives the impression of stupidity.

KB: Gives an impression of stupidity.

GK: Bad grammar gives an impression of stupidity. A message from P.O.E.M. the Professional Organization of English Majors.

KB: Then that should be P.O.O.E.M.

GK: Pooem?

KB: For Organization Of English Majors.

GK: Well, it's not Pooem, it's Poem. P.O.E.M.

KB: I'm just saying that you're leaving out the "of"---

GK: Well, okay, then I am.

KB: But that's incorrect. If you want it to spell Poem, then say "Profession Of English Majors"----

GK: But English is a major, it's not a profession. A language is not a profession.

KB: Exactly, so it should be P.O.O.E.M.

GK: Did we ask you to be an editor? You're an actor. You're in a commercial on the radio. Read your lines.

KB: I don't turn off my intelligence just because I'm an actor.

GK: Well, try. Let's move on........