GK: This portion of A Prairie Home Companion brought to you with the best wishes of Old Folks at Home Cottage Cheese.....
TR: Yes, Old Folks at Home Cottage Cheese ----- the only cottage cheese that says right on the label: contains no arsenic and no rodent parts. Do other brands make that same promise? Old Folks at Home does. Do you have time to use a magnifying glass as you eat your cottage cheese to make sure those tiny dark specks are not mouse toes? No. Creamy goodness, a fair price, and no arsenic or rodent parts. That's Old Folks at Home.
GK: And brought to you by Bob's Bank.
SS: You won't find marble floors and chandeliers and big splashy fountains and expensive indoor plants at Bob's Bank. No, sir. Those things belong in gambling casinos, not in a neighborhood bank. Because we want your money to work for you and not get frittered away on interior decor. Bob"s Bank in the green mobile home with indoor/outdoor carpeting is your headquarters for financial common sense. When you walk into a bank and see wall-to-wall carpeting and walnut desks and credenzas, that's your money that went to pay for that. There are no credenzas at Bob's Bank. And at Bob's we provide a level of customer service you won't find at the big banks.
TR (MINN): You know, I couldn't help but notice that you've been writing quite a few checks to your daughter back East and pardon me if I'm sticking my nose in here but she is 22 years old and there comes a time when you have to tell a kid, "Enough is Enough."
GK: That's Bob's Bank. In the green mobile home. Save at the sign of the sock.