GK: Heavy snow is forecast for the East Coast and drivers are urged to be cautious, it would be so easy to skid off the road and land upside down in a deep ditch and be hanging there by your seatbelt and unable to get it unfastened, and people can't hear your horn and soon your battery is dead, it's freezing, night has fallen, and snow has obscured your car, ---- if that should happen, you'd be grateful for this beef jerky vest and beef Wellington boots and Chiquita bandanna, edible clothing from the Fearmonger's Shop. And this warm sweater. It looks like wool but it's haggis. Guaranteed edible ---- or I'll eat my hat. It's a baked beanie.
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