(CHORDS ROMANTIC MUSIC)
GK: If airline travel has become routine for you, if you wish it were more romantic ---- book your next flight through Jane Air. At Jane Air, we realize you fly because you want the experience.
SS: (BRIT) We'll be boarding by zone: unrequited love may board first, followed by forbidden love -- please watch your step --- the plane is filled with thick fog and there are rocky outcroppings in the cabin. The pilot has illuminated the Melancholy sign ---- in the event of an emergency, which is likely, follow the lighted candles to the exit and stare helplessly out the window at the sea below.
FN, TR (BEGGARS): A farthing, please. A few pence. For us in economy class. We have nothing to eat back there. Please, sir. Spare us some of your condiments.
SS: PEASANTS!!! BACK TO YOUR SEATS!!! (WHIP CRACK) BACK!!! (DOGS SNARLING)
(BELLS GONG, FOUR TIMES)
TR: This......is your pilot. Rochester. What tragedy has driven me to this life of lonely wandering in the clouds, you would be amazed to know ---- suffice to say that life has beaten me roughly and if it were not for her love, I would perish. I see her face in every cloud, I hear her voice in every radio transmission. If she should ever abandon me, I would be lost, I tell you ----- lost!!! Oh Jane!!!
SS (OFF): Rochester????
TR: Jane, my love------------
SS (OFF): Pull back on the stick, Rochester!!!!
TR: Come up here and show me, Jane!!!!
SS (OFF): I must demonstrate the safety belts!!!!
TR: There is no safety for those in love!!!
SS: (RUNNING) Rochester!!!!!!!!!!
HM (SINGS):
Every flight is a passionate affair
On JANE AIR.