GK: .......brought to you by Mel's All-U-Can Eat Buffet serving Thanksgiving dinner on Thursday with turkey and all the fixings, mashed potatoes (SLOP) plus sweet potatoes (FLOP) and squash (PLOP) and grits (SLOP) and corn pudding (FLOP), apple pie with ice cream (PLOP). Pets are welcome. (WOOFS) Your money refunded if you're not completely satisfied. (BELCH)