Smells so lovely when it's brewing,

You'll forget what you were doing

That's coffee.

It promotes good alertness,

It opens up your curtains

Black coffee.

In Cleveland or Toledo

With a salad or burrito

In Akron or Columbus

With tomatoes and cucumbas

Or spaghetti on a plate in

A restaurant in Dayton

Or a little sausage patty

On a stick in Cincinnati

If you go to Ohio you need coffee.