SW: ......right after a message from Monback Brothers trash hauling (MANLY SHOUTS, TRASH, CRASH).
TR: This is Marv Monback. Let us do the job for you. We know what's trash and what isn't. So you go to the beauty parlor and let us take care of it. You've got stacks of books you are NEVER going to read. Piles of old newspapers. Clothes in your closet you wouldn't be SEEN in. Dishes you haven't used in YEARS. I guarantee you: the stuff that we throw away, you are not going to miss it.
SW (SINGS, TO "LULU'S BACK IN TOWN")
Got to get a dumpster without delay
Got to throw a ton of stuff away,
Got family coming for the holidays
Call up Monback now. (CRASH)
Got stacks of newspapers everywhere
Boxes piled on the stairs
Bags of trash and busted chairs
Call up Monback now (CRUNCH)
They get the job done
On the run, by the ton
And you'll find it is un-
Necessary to show them how.
Got to get the garbage off the lawn
All those tin cans must be gone
The outfit I rely upon
Call up Monback now.
(BEEPS, TR: Monback....Monback....Monback. CRUNCH. That's good.)