SW: Friends --- if you are troubled by moodiness, listlessness, decrepitude, ineptitude, and restlessness, maybe it's psychological, or a spiritual problem --- or maybe you're just not getting enough coffee. Only one way to find out, says the Coffee Institute of America. (MUSIC)
SW/SJ:
Smells so lovely when you pour it
I would like to drink a quar't
Of coffee.
It's delicious all alone, it's
Also good with doughnuts.
Black coffee.
Coffee stimulates your system
Gives you energy and wisdom
Wakes you up in the a.m.
Face the chaos and the mayhem.
Have a pot of it today,
I'm sure you'll say it's awfully good coffee.
(MUSIC UNDER)
TR (BOEHNER): Yes, through the dark days of the Great Recession caused by deficit spending and America's struggle against socialized medicine and government regulation, coffee has been a source of hope for the American people. This is Speaker of the House John Boehner. I say---- when you find yourself in a dysfunctional situation and people running around yelling and waving their arms, it's time to brew a fresh pot of coffee. The smell of fresh coffee says that good times are just around the corner.
SW/SJ (SING):
Coffee stimulates your urges,
It is served in Lutheran churches,
Black coffee.
Keeps the Swedes and the Germans
Awake through the sermons,
Good coffee.
From Maine to California
Somebody needs to warn ya:
Life is too relaxin
For the average Anglo-Saxon----
It is hard to stay awake
So you need to take a break and have some coffee.
(BUTTON)