(FIDDLE PIZZ INTRO)
SS: In autumn when the days get short,
The mice move into the davenport,
And settle in with great esprit
Deep in the upholstery. (SFX)
And little worms and insects too
Quietly move in with you. (SFX)
Beetles, crickets of all ages,
Some in egg or larval stages,
Tiny bug and rodent friends
Come to share your residence. (SFX)
Try as you will to fill the cracks,
Or mount some poison gas attacks,(SFX)
We creatures share the world together,
Especially in colder weather. (SFX)
So I say: Live and let live---
So long as they are secretive
And do not make their presence known,
And do not make your house their own.
And there's one thing that will spoil it:
If they make the floor their toilet. (SFX)
At the first sign of mouse crap,
Action must be taken. (SNAP)
Or you'll have rats taking naps
In your bed and on your laps (SFX),
Time to purchase Acme Traps,
Bait them with some cheesy scraps.
Acme Traps are all spring-loadin'
They sound Taps for any rodent.
Reliable and well-designed.
Three for a dollar ninety-nine. (BUTTON)