GK: It's wonderful to wake up in the morning and be greeted (DOG, PANTING) by a faithful friend ---- but in today's busy busy world there just isn't time to commit to a dog, so more and more people are using Roy's Rent-A-Dog ---- (BARKS) whatever type of dog you need ---- faithful friend (PANTING), hunter (BAYING), security guard (GROWLING), or show dog (DOG SINGING), rent your next dog from Roy for a day, a week, or a month, however long you'd like. How about this Great Dane who stands 5 feet tall at the shoulders--- you will never need to lock your home ever again (WOOFS) If you are nervous about sending your teenage daughter to a dance with a boy you don't know, this dog is a good companion. (WOOF) If people are coming around to ask you for a major charitable contribution you can't afford, this is your dog. (WOOF) Roy's Rent A Dog.
TR (FAST): Roy's is hereby not liable for damages to home or inhabitants caused by a dog, including but not limited to: ripping, scratching, biting, marking, terrifying, destroying, demolishing, swallowing, or any personal injuries, including death and debilitation.