CHRISTINE

You know, your show comes from just off Broadway --- you ought to do more Broadway songs ---- My sister, you know, is a big-time Broadway composer/arranger/music director----

GK

Which sister is that?

NADIA

What? You thought I was a church organist? You thought I was a SOCIAL WORKER??? C'mon.....

GK:

We do Broadway songs----

CHRISTINE

Here's one you haven't----

TRIO (SINGS)

O-ho a Prairie Home Companion it is always there

O let us sing a song of praise

O-ho a Prairie Home Companion it went on the air

Long before my childhood days

CHRISTINE

I remember the pianist Richard Dworsky

DANIELA

And I recall Tim Russell and Sue Scott

NADIA

And the Sound Effects by Mr. Newman

CHRISTINE

It sounded like an elephant but it was not.

ALL (SING)

O-ho the Prairie Home Companion it is on the air

Every Saturday the same

CHRISTINE

It can be funny

DANIELA

Or touching

NADIA

Or even exciting

GK

What about the-

ALL

What about the---

Yes, indeed, the whatchamacallit

CHRISTINE

The announcer

ALL

The guy who sings the theme song

ALL

What's his name?

GK

Thanks. I get the point. The show is passe. We're a back issue.

CHRISTINE

Maybe you need to think younger. There are a lot of people out there younger than you. People in their fifties and sixties.

GK

Ouch.

CHRISTINE w DIGIs

A show should be live with the latest music

But you've been around for a thousand years

And most of the songs are from the Sixties

There are other songs we'd like hear

NADIA

You do not sing U2 or Prince,

You do not know Beyonce.

I'm all in favor of classics and yet

The Beatles are Yesterday.

DANIELA

You seem to be in a time machine

In space without a date

As if Walter Cronkite were still on hand

To talk about Watergate

DANIELA

I go to my room when my heart is lonely

And there I am happy, all alone

And there I thrill to the sound of music

On my iPhone.

(SPOKEN)

You get my point?

GK----

I do. Unfortunately. So what kind of music should we be doing?

DANIELA

Ever hear of Taylor Swift?

GK

My daughter is a big fan of hers.

DANIELA

Get Taylor Swift and your show could go on and on and on.

GK

With an 85-year-old host.

DANIELA

It's radio. You sound younger than you look.

CHRISTINE

You sound 61.

(INTO SHAKE IT OFF)