GK: When you feel crabby or cranky, moody, owly, peevish and petulant, don't be a pain in the neck, have a banana.

They're the mellow fruit.

Nothing helps you relax like a banana can.


You can fry 'em, you can slice 'em,

Either way you ought to try some


They are good with coconut or

Chocolate sauce or peanut butter,


o bananas got it all,

They make berries seem banal.

In Botswana or Montana,

Lackawanna or Savannah

Santa Fe or Indiana

All your troubles seem to vanish with bananas.