(VIOLIN SCALES, BEGINNER. LABORED, SOME CLINKERS)
GK: It takes years to learn an instrument, and not even master it ---- just to make it sound decent takes a long time ---- meanwhile you miss out on so many things that are more fun, such as TV (TV AUDIO), sports (GOLF SWING), riding horseback in the surf (SFX), driving around in a car (SFX), making out in a car (FEMALE MURMURS, PLEASURE), and fishing (CAST, SPLASH) just so you can learn an instrument (VIOLIN PRACTICE SCALE) ---- but now your troubles are over with PIT, p-i-t, Perfect In Tonation. You just plug the instrument into a digital-signal processor that provides perfect tuning and as long as you come sort of close to the notes (VIOLIN PLAYS FOUR BARS OF BRANDENBURG 3, SLIGHTLY OFF-KEY) the P.I.T. processor will make it absolutely perfect. (VIOLIN 4 BARS OF BDBG 3 PERFECT). You'll never need to practice again.
PIANO 3 BARS OF BDBG 3, MANY MISTAKES
GK: Not available for piano.
RD: WHAT??? WHY NOT???
GK: Not available for piano.
Perfect In-Tonation. From MarLab, a member of the NorCom family of products.