GK: ....let's talk for a moment about toothpaste waste in your home. Studies show that people use much more toothpaste as they need, due to the sheer tactile pleasure of squeezing something and seeing stuff come out. (SFX BIG SQUORT, SIGH OF PLEASURE, SQUORT) Like that. Now you can save dollars every month with a Thompson Toothpaste Dispenser. It gives you just as much as you need and no more. (SQUIB) Like that. Ordinarily you'd expect to pay hundreds of dollars for something so useful and economical but Thompson Toothpaste Dispensers sell for just $2.95 because we save money by selling direct to you. When our Thompson Toothpaste Dispenser Telephone Representative calls you, why not order three or four and give some as gifts. (SS: Thompson Toothpaste calling) And while you're at it, why not order some Thompson Tooth Tinsel for brighter, more festive teeth.
FN: Thompson Toothpaste.