TR: As you become old and distinguished and accumulate plaques and trophies and genius grants and your wife is starting to let you have the checkbook and write out checks, you need to stay in touch with reality. You know you're not smart ---- the tests you took to get those certificates ---- you could never pass them today.
Don't start your day with delusions of grandeur --- Mournful Oatmeal. The breakfast cereal of humility.
CT, TR, FN, RD: (GREGORIAN CHANT)
Mournful Oatmeal is the cereal you deserve.
People think you're smart because you're quiet. You're quiet because you can't think of what to say.
So eat your breakfast.
It is what it is. And no matter where you go, there you are.
CT: Mournful Oatmeal, the cereal you deserve.