CT: ---we'll be back after this message from the Fearmonger's Shoppe.
TR: If you're heading for Florida this month, you may not be aware of the invasion of mutant alligators who have been crazed by their ingestion of lawn fertilizer and will attack very white people without provocation. They like lie in dark places, under decks or in closets (GATOR BREATHING) and are particularly attracted by the smell of Metamucil or the tap of a cane or the odor of polyester and will attack in an instant (GROWL, SNAP OF GATOR JAWS, SWALLOW) but not if you're wearing alligator repellent --- such as Gator Off, from the Fearmonger's Shoppe. it drives gators away. (GATOR ALARM) And its practically odorless. You worked hard for your Florida vacation and you're excited to be there in a gated community with other elderly ---- (SS, FN OLD SINGING: All you need is love, all you need is love, love is all you need) ---- what a shame to have your golden years come to an end in the jaws of a mutant alligator (SFX GATOR ATTACK) Gator Off.... from the Fearmonger's Shoppe. It's practiaclly odorless.