GK: If you have a habit of misplacing things, you need a Minder App from Fritz Electronics ---- simply attach a small blue tag to your billfold, car keys, reading glasses, briefcase, and if you need to, use your smartphone to locate them. (BEEPS)
FN (ROBOT): Over there on the counter by the toaster.
GK: You can use the Minder to locate people too.
FN: Monica??? Monica!!! (BEEP BEEP) Where'd Monica go?
FN (ROBOT): She told you. She's going to the drugstore. Are you deaf?
GK: All you do is key in the App on your smartphone. It can simplify your life and eliminate those long frustrating searches that take up so much of your time and keep you from finishing your screenplay. So what happens if you lose your smartphone?
FN (ROBOT): You idiot. You have misplaced your phone. Did you eat Dumb Flakes for breakfast? You left me in the taxicab and now I'm on the way to Brighton Beach.
GK: The Minder App is a perfect gift for any busy person on your Christmas list.
FN (ROBOT): As for your screenplay, you need to throw away the first ten pages. And your two female characters are totally unbelievable. Rewrite.
GK: It's easy to install, following the simple directions, and it costs only $2.99.
FN (ROBOT): By the way, your barn doors are open.
GK: From Fritz Electronics......everything you need is on the Fritz.