CHORUS:

O help us, God, we age too fast

And also get so dumb

Our shining youth goes flying past

And soon we're 81.

GK: This is what draws people to Rochester, Minnesota, the Lourdes of the Midwest ---- the thought that at the Mayo Clinic we will get back something we lost, we'll get back to where we were ten or fifteen or twenty years ago ---- it's just some simple hormone deficiency ---- one of these little gelatin capsules twice a day will restore us to the person we were before.

CHORUS:

Let us this day our youth restore

By taking this dear pill,

And we will be as once before

And not over the hill.

GK: But pills cannot do all that we want them to. Studies have shown that faith and meditation and mindfulness play a large role in healing and so, when you come to the Mayo Clinic, don't forget to stop in at the Rev. Ernest V. Wheeler's Temple of Healing just around the corner.

TR: This is the Rev. Ernest V. Wheeler and what Mayo cannot do for you, I can simply by placing my hand on your head or other affected area and directing the force of faith to that spot and ---- HEAL! HEAL! (DOG BARKS) That is my helper dog and faith partner, Luke. (BARKS) Good dog. Good dog. I shall place my hand on the area and the healing dog will place his nose in the same place and---- HEAL! HEAL! (BARKS) It's the Temple of Healing---- we're right here around the corner from the Clinic---- and I can't tell you how many M.D.s and Ph.Ds come in here on a daily basis. Amen. (BARKS)

CHORUS:

Unto the Clinic people fly,

The humble and the great

The Rev. Wheeler is nearby

And we are open late.