We gather together to sing in the choir

Because we are people of very good taste

We do not wear perfume but we require

That everyone brush with Choral Toothpaste.

GK: Singers are people with big appetites who often sing after dinner and when they sing with spirit and volume, oftentimes the audience will get a strong sense of onions, salsa, curry sauce, and espresso, especially if the lyrics are heavy on H's.

CHOIR: Hallelujah, Hallelujah.....

GK: Or F's or P's.....

CHOIR: The everlasting Father, the Prince of Peace.....

GK: Your music may sound out of this world, but your breath may be what people remember about you.

SS: We went to hear the Faure Requiem and it was beautiful, the Sanctus, the Agnus Dei, but the "In Paradisum" ---- oh my. It was like we were in a pizza parlor.

CHOIR:

A choir can practice impossible pieces

And sing polyphonic with perfect panache

And yet your performance will probly displease us

If you don't use Choral Toothpaste and Mouthwash.