...after a message from AAIEE, the American Association of Individuals Who are Extremely Elderly.
FN (SINGS):
Seventy six is not very old at all
A hundred and ten is old, I would say
You are in your prime, so go have a lovely time
And stay out late, what the hey.
Seventy six is young, dance the night away
At a hundred and ten it's time to retire.
At seventy-six you'll find all the girls will stand in line
Whispering things that make a man perspire.
GK: Yes, age is only a number and even when your number gets high and you're waiting for your number to be called, that's no reason to change your lifestyle. Live it up.
TR: What'd you say we stay out late and do crazy stuff and get in trouble?
SS: Doing what?
TR: You know what. Can't think of the word.
SS: What word?
TR: We used to do it all the time.
SS: Oh, just grow up.
FN (SINGS):
Even if your bottom looks like giant moons
Jiggling, wiggling as you cut the rug
And who was the famous band
Who wrote the tunes
It begins with a B, it's the name of a bug.
There are geezers sitting in the park on Saturday
Don't go there, don't go there, they are such a bore
Go for the younger dames
And even if you crash in flames
You'll still show them that you know the score!
GK: The American Association of Individuals who are Extremely Elderly. Eighty is the new seventy-five.