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A Prairie Home Companion Segment 23 for June 28, 2014
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MURPHY'S PLUMBING

.....back after a word from Murphy Plumbing.

DIGIs:

There's a place where I can go and

Find serenity

My bathroom

My bathroom

How I wish I could invite

My friends to be with me

In my bathroom

My bathroom.

TR: Yes, if the bathroom has become important to your lifestyle, why not think about enlarging it? It's men who like to lock the door and be alone and secretive --- but for women it's a social experience, they go to the bathroom in groups ---- so call Murphy Plumbing and ask about putting in three or four more stalls in your bathroom and installing a community bath, You'll be glad you did.

(KNOCKS)

CD: Who's there?

HM: It's us. The Wailin' Jennys.

CD: Come on in.

(DOOR OPEN)

RM: Oh wow. It's huge. I love marble cherubs. And a bathtub with a fountain.

CD: Hi. This is Nadia, Daniela, I'm Christine----

HM: Mind if we join you?

CD: Hey. Come on in.

NM: Where should we put our clothes?

CD: Throw em on the floor. Jump in.

ALL:

Lock the door and run the bath

And lie there peacefully

My bathroom

My bathroom

DIGIs:

In the bubbles

All my troubles

Always shrink in size

ALL: Stead of crying

We're applying

Cream to moisturize

CD:

What's the barrier? The more the merrier.

Welcome to the club.

ALL:

Our bathroom....our bathroom.

ALL:

We're all friends with our rear ends

Together in the tub.

Our bathroom. Our bathroom.

Our bath----- ROOM.