MY CAR STARTS
I'm so happy that my car started
My car started, started right up
I'm so happy that my car started
And I don't have to wait for the bus
Went outside it was minus 30
Wind blowing, she was buried in snow
Turned the key and she started right up
Glory hallelujah
It's an old car, a hundred thousand miles
Got a dent in the door and the muffler rumbles
But it starts right up and the heater works
And that's all a person can want
My neighbor's car it wouldn't start
Brand new BMW
I went over, said Need some help
I thought he was going to choke
Got out the jumper cables, hooked them up
Started his car, the BMW
He offered me money, I waved it away
That put him in his place
To do a favor for your enemy
That's the Christian way of getting revenge
He looked down on me and I started his car
It was better than a kick in the shins
I'm so happy cause my car starts,
Started right up, forty below,
Heater works and I'm on my way
Down Interstate 94
On the radio, Syria, Egypt
Iran, Afghanistan,
Poisoned water in West Virginia
But my car is running just fine
I'm so happy cause my car starts,
I love my wife, blood pressure's good,
And the Vikings aren't in the Super Bowl
So we don't have to worry about that.