I think my sink is all plugged up, I hear the toilet run

I see the piles of broken glass, I need to call someone

O come Handyman, come fix my kitchen fan

I'm barely awake and I'm going crazy in my mortgaged home

I'm barely awake and I'm going crazy in my mortgaged home

I'm all confused, my mind's a blank, the smoke alarm I hear

I've got to run down to the bank, and get a case of beer

O come Handyman, fix my toilet if you can

I cannot bear another day in my mortgaged home

I cannot bear another day in my mortgaged home