(BAND TUNE, SUDDEN STOP)
GK: We interrupt this program for a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This is only a test. This is not an actual emergency.
(RUNNING FOOTSTEPS DOOR OPEN)
SS: Hi. Is something wrong
TR: No. Just testing.
(DOG GROWL)
SS: Is that your dog?
TR: No, I thought it was your dog.
SS: Are you sure this is only a test?
(DOG GROWL)
TR: It says right here: this is only a test.
SS: Who told you to read that?
TR: I can't tell you that.
SS: I feel that something is terribly terribly wrong.
(SLIGHT SHAKING OF DISHWARE, GLASSES)
SS: The whole room----- it feels like the house might collapse----- and what is that at the window?
OFF, FIENDISH LAUGHTER
DRIPPING
SS: Something dripping from the ceiling. It's------ it's blood.
OFF, FIENDISH LAUGHTER
TR (FIEND, QUIET): I have a brief PowerPoint presentation.
SS: No! No! Not a PowerPoint presentation!!!
TR (FIEND): It is a very brief PowerPoint presentation.
SS: No!!! Please!!!!
TR (FIEND): Will someone turn the lights off, please?
SS PANICKY BREATHING
(PAUSE)
GK: This was a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. This was only a test. This was not an actual emergency.
(BAND RESUME, DEAD START, MID-PHRASE)
FOOTSTEPS