A piano player named Rockin' Richie
Came from up north near Bemidji
Had dark glasses and long hair
Played one night at the State Fair.
Played the bop and he played the stroll
Played the blues and rock and roll
In the cattle barn all the cows and steers
Were tapping their hooves and shaking their rears
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Music was rocking in the Grandstand
And all of the livestock loved that Band
Horses were dancing in a line
So were the sheep, so were the swine
That Rockin Richie band was hot
Turkeys were doing the turkey trot
Henny Penny and Goosey Loosey
Doing the frug and the Watusi
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At first the farmers called the cops
Tried to get the band to stop
Put that Richie under arrest
Our animals are getting out of their nest
But music was just what they were needing
To encourage animal breeding
Two by two by two by two
The ram was dancing with the ewe
The bull was dancing with the cow
The boar was getting down with the sow
The rooster dancing with the hen
Again and again and again
Everywhere that Richie went
Egg production up 50 percent
He became a big sensation
Encouraging propagation
Chickens, turkeys, ducks, and geese
Need to be fruitful and increase
And that's the purpose of the dance
Encourage pigs toward romance
A dance band if it's any good
Should urge a cow toward motherhood
The production of our meat
Depends on keeping up a beat.
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