TR (MCCAIN): Hello my friends. It's me, John McCain, Candidate for President. I know all you people out there in Las Cruces are thinking, which of these candidates understands what it's like to live in the desert?
I'm the senator from Arizona. Hot and dry. Like New Mexico. Barack Obama's from Illinois. He grew up in Hawaii. Does he know what it's like to be impaled by a cholla cactus? I don't think so. Has Barack Obama had to stop his car for a gila monster? Has he ever watched coyotes eat his house cats? Think about it.
I'm John McCain and I'm from the desert.