Sally Dworsky (SINGS):
Grab your brush and grab your floss,
Let a smile be your umbrella.
Always use mouthwash,
And you'll have a whole lot more friends..
Tim Russell: And now actor John C. Reilly with some tips on personal dental care.
John C. Reilly: As an actor, I need to keep my teeth shining bright -- unless of course I am portraying a pirate or a demented person -- but otherwise I need to know that when I grin, my incisors are reflecting the spotlight and dazzling the audience --
TR: Your teeth are almost a traffic hazard. What's your secret, John?
JCR: The secret is regular flossing to remove things like corn kernels and gristle from the gaps between the teeth. Tear off about three feet of floss--
TR: Okay--
JCR: Grasp the floss with both hands about four and a half inches apart --
TR: Got it.
JCR: And start with the lower left side of your mouth like this-- (INARTICULATE GARBLE, WITH FLOSS IN MOUTH)
TR: (GARBLE)?
JCR: (GARBLE AND GARBLE AND GARBLE)
TR: (GARBLE)
JCR: (GARBLE AND GARBLE AND GARBLE)
TR: (GARBLE, IN DISAGREEMENT)
JCR: (IRRITATED GARBLE)
TR: (INSISTENT GARBLE)
JCR: (SARCASTIC GARBLE)
TR: What'd you say to me?
JCR: (GARBLE AND GARBLE AND GARBLE)
TR: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
JCR: (INSULTING GARBLE)
TR: Oh, go floss your toes.
(MUSIC)
SD: Always take a roll of floss
In your purse or in your pocket
Floss after each meal
And enhance your sex appeal.