We're all Republicans now,
We've all come around somehow
We'll stay the course,
No regret or remorse
We're all Republicans now.
Taxes are terribly high,
Especially on people who die.
The economy's booming prosperity's here
Yes, we're in debt but there's nothing to fear
New Orleans is gone but hey it's okay
None of our friends liked that town anyway
We're all Republicans
We're all Republicans
We're all Republicans now
We're all Republicans now,
United, devoted, and how.
We can be cruel
If your name is Abdul.
We're all Republicans now.
The President's on the right track
He's driving the terrorists back
We're tapping your phone, for what we might hear.
If you're innocent, you've got nothing to fear.
Unless you are gay or leftist or French
'Cause those are our judges up on the bench,
We're all Republicans
We're all Republicans
We're all Republicans now