I sure hate this song, pa rum pum pum pum
I hear it all day long, pa rum pum pum pum
I think it's awfully dumb, pa rum pum pum pum
Goes on ad nauseam, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
I'd like to kill the bum, pa rum pum pum pum,
Who plays the drum.
Who wrote this tune, pa rum pum pum pum
Some ignorant baboon, pa rum pum pum pum
I have a gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum
A noose and scaffolding, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
When he plays his drum, pa rum pum pum pum,
Let's break his thumbs.
In the shopping mall, pa rum pum pum pum
It's like a waterfall, pa rum pum pum pum
I stand eight hours at work, pa rum pum pum pum
It's driving me berserk, pa rum pum pum pum,
rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum,
Now the song is done, pa rum pum pum pum
Go get my gun