Transit strike, transit strike
Get on a skateboard or a bike
That's how it goes
Comin' here just my luck
Hitched a ride on a bagel truck
Caraway and plain
Transit strike, transit strike
Things are happening you may not like
That's how it goes
If you fly into J.F.K.
Chances are that's where you'll stay
Don't leave baggage unattended
Transit strike, transit strike
Tycoons learn how to take a hike
That's how it goes
Subway Bill went into shock
When he found out he had to walk
That's how it goes
The taxi cabs are all in use
Soon we'll have those old walkin' blues
That's how it goes
Call up a service, order a car
Put you on hold for half an hour
That's how it goes
How'll we catch that morning flight?
Guess we better start walking tonight
Which way is Queens?