Garrison Keillor: It's summer time, and suddenly you're young, attractive, you look great in that flowered shirt with the tails out.
Sue Scott: Oh, thanks.
GK: The haircut is fantastic, the eye shadow, the pink silk blouse, the tattoo just below your navel, the red string tied around your wrist --nobody would know you grew up evangelical.
SS: Oh, yes they would. I can't dance.
GK: Yes, you can dance!
SS: I can't.
GK: You can. You just think you can't.
SS: I can?????
GK: With Salome Robotic Dancing Shoes for Baptists.. Salome shoes contain a computer chip that hears the beat and does the work for you. (DANCING SHOES)
SS: I'm moving! In rhythm! I'm dancing!!!!
GK: You're floating on a cushion of air, gliding across the dancefloor (SS Oh wow) as an onboard global positioning system guides you away from temptation, (SS WHEE), dancing dances no Baptist ever danced before -- salsa dancing (SALSA, SS CRIES),and flamenco (RAPID HEELS, SS VOCAL) and techno music (TECHNO, SS REACTIONS). Irish river dancing (IRISH,
SS: Holy mother of God) Egyptian belly dancing. (EGYPTIAN OUD & BELLS) With Salome shoes, you can do reggae (REGGAE) you can dance on the table at a Greek restaurant with a plate of flamingt cheese curds (ZORBA BUILD&SS W PARTNER). You're born again and yet you're having a ball. Just don't kick off your shoes.
Tim Russell: (SNAKEY): Hey sweetheart-- how'd you like to try on this glass slipper?
GK: Salome robotic Dancing Shoes -- Sh-Bop-sh-bop-Du-Baptist.(MUSICAL BUTTON)