Today has been a lousy day
Cold and windy, rainy, gray
I hope it snows
I hope it snows
It's gray across the whole Midwest
We're sad and lonely and depressed
I hope it snows
I hope it snows
The grass is full of piles of poop
The sky is gray like mushroom soup
I hope it snows
I hope it snows
I need some nutmeg and eggnog
And also chocolate for my dog
I hope it snows
I hope it snows
Our hearts are filled with misery
We cannot skate, we cannot ski
I hope it snows
I hope it snows
A brown Christmas is no fun
We need precipitation
I hope it snows
I hope it snows