If the Red Sox win the World Series
Won't that be the day?
The Unified Theory of the Universe
Won't be far away.
Shakespeare scholars at Stratford
Will find a brand new play.
Daniel in the lions' den
He is saved and once again
Lazarus stands up and walks
How about those Sox?
If the Red Sox win the World Series
What a world this will be.
All the nations of the world
Will live in harmony.
And Elvis walking toward us
Singing "Nearer My God To Thee"
No more sorrow, no more cold
All the streets are paved with gold
All the gold that's in Fort Knox
How about those Sox?
If the Red Sox win the World Series
Life will be complete
We'll be riding the gravy train
Right down Easy Street
They used to be the losers
And now they're the elite
Nothing succeeds like success
One day you are in distress
Then jump in like a Jack in the Box
How about those Sox?