GK: Winter is coming (SFX) and you can feel that cold wind blowing down your chimney (SFX) and around your windows and under the doors and through the mail slot (SFX) and there's no time to insulate now and put in weatherstripping--time to call Polywood--the No. 1 name in whole-house, shrinkwrapping. Polywood brings in helicopter (CHOPPER) that drops a two-ton plastic membrane over your house (SFX) and then we shrink it with a blast of hot air (SFX), then we burp it (SFX) so it forms a tight seal and then (JACKHAMMER) we dig a tunnel into your house from the garage and install a hatch that seals tight (SFX) and suddenly your home heating bills drop to nothing. The cold air stays out. You stay toasty all winter. The food in your kitchen stays fresh longer. The plastic wrap is see-through so your neighbors won't even know it's there. Whole-house shrinkwrap from Polywood.