New Hampshire is free, if you like liberty
You can be anybody you want.
When you're in New Hampshire, you should make damn sure
You know that it's not like Vermont.
Also on our show tonight.......
The 43-year-old pipefitter from Topeka who tap-dances in shoes with suction-cup soles. (SFX)
We have the policeman from Fresno who juggles cats. (SFX)
The fourteen-week old baby who sings 'Nessun dorma" (SFX)
The hairdresser from Phoenix who plays the "William Tell Overture" on a plastic picnic spoon. (SFX)
And the blind knife-thrower from Portland, Maine. (KNIFE THROW, KNIFE BOINNNGGGGGG IN WOOD)