----brought to you by the Swiss Army Phone---- the cellphone with more features than any other cellphone today----- a digital camera (SERIES OF CLICKS), a microwave (SFX) so you can warm your sandwich, a stapler (SFX), a bottle opener (POP OPEN), a Geiger counter (BEEPS), a pocket wrench (TIGHT NUT LOOSENING), a postage meter (SFX), an electric shaver (SFX), a tear gas gun (SFX), Your own custom ring with your choice of classical (BEETHOVEN RING) or jazz (JAZZ BASS) or hip-hop (BUZZ BASS) or roots music (BANJO RING). The Swiss Army Phone--..it's all you need on a cellphone. Plus it's edible. (CHEW INTO CRUNCHY OBJET) Additional equipment required to make phone calls.