GK: After this message from the American Family Foundation----- (MARCH UNDER)
TR: Bread. Scripture refers to bread as "the staff of life." The Lord God felt that bread was so important that He refers to his holy word as "the living bread". And for millions of Christians around the world, bread is a holy sacrament. Now some people are trying to convince you that bread is bad for you. Under the guise of weight loss, so-called nutritionists are attacking a basic symbol of our religious faith, including the man known as Dr. Atkins who was born in Roswell, New Mexico, during a period of unusual UFO activity, a known member of Al Qaeda, and a French citizen who lived in Evian, which is "naive" spelled backwards. At the American Family Foundation, we say: Stand up for your faith and support the Sanctity of Bread amendment to the U.S. Constitution. It reads as follows: (REVERB) Meals in the United States shall consist of a soup or salad, a main course, and a baked product. Neither this Constitution or the constitution of any State, nor state or federal law, shall be construed to mean that bread is bad for you. ----- Don't let them take your bread away.
GK: Bread doesn't make people fat. People make people fat. The Sanctity of Bread amendment to the Constitution deserves your support. A message from the American Family Foundation.
TR: My name is George W. Bush and I approved of this commercial.