Do you spend more and more of your time trying to locate simple things such as your glasses (FUMING), your cellphone (IRRITATION), your pen (TR: WHERE IS THAT STUPID PEN????), your carkeys (TR: HONEY??????????) ----- Does this frustrate you to the point that you go into a rage and fire loaded weapons into the walls of your own home? (GUNSHOTS, GLASS BREAKAGE) (TR: WHERE ARE THOSE CARKEYS?) (GLASS BREAKAGE, WOOD SMASH, OVERTURN, RUMMAGE, SPINNING HUBCAP)
Don't suffer any longer. Try Finders Keepers from Fritz Electornics, a voice-activated locator you can attach to your pen, your glasses, your carkeys, your wallet, your cellphone, and all you need to do is say what you want.
TR: Car keys.
And the locator sounds. (ELECTRONIC WHOOPING) and there it is.
TR: Glasses. (ALARM) Ah----- in my hand. Cellphone. (RING) Of course. In my jacket. Pen. (DEEP HARSH HORN) In my pants pocket. Great. Wallet. (LOUD, MUFFLED VIBRATION) In the refrigerator. Cool.
The voice-activated locator from Fritz.
TR: Where's my butt? (LOW SOUND) Ah. Of course.