GK: ......this portion of our show brought to you by Fred Farrell,
the name to trust when it comes to wildlife products.
TR (FRED): This
is Fred Farrell. If you live in the Midwest, and by the looks of you
I'd say you do, then you know that all this stuff about the joys of
living in a place with four seasons is a bunch of horse hocky, all
it means is you freeze your keester, but now at least there's an all-season
jacket so you stay warm in winter without sweating like a pig in October,
and that's this Copperhead Car Coat. Thanks to the miracle of bio-engineering,
this coat is made of live copperhead snakeskin genetically selected
for durability and weatherproofing. The Copperhead is the first car
coat that sheds layers in the summer and grows new ones in the winter.
Rips and tears? No problems, the living snake tissue in the jacket
repairs itself, and all you need to do is once a week you put this
little white rodent (SQUEAKS) under your left arm and hold it there
until it dissolves. The coat requires no more maintenance than that.
Sometimes the hood may tighten on your head and you may hear gurgling
sounds ---- just whack it with a crowbar until it lets go. Order your
snakeskin jacket this week and get, absolutely free, one of my six-in-one
grow-your-own animal pellets ---- tree toad (SFX), wood duck (SFX),
snow goose (SFX), mountain goat (SFX), sea gull (SFX), and sea lion
(SFX) all in one tiny pellet.
GK: That's Fred Farrell, the name to trust when it comes to wildlife products. (MONKEY, JUNGLE BIRDS)