(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; FN: Fred Newman)
GK: --..brought to you by the American Duct Tape Council. If you need cosmetic surgery and you're on a budget, or just in a hurry, try flesh-colored duct tape.
SS: Those unsightly scars from your facelifts --- they're all gone, Joan. And your ropy neck seems somehow more taut and youthful.
TR (CAPOTE): Thank you, Babs. ---- And I love your eyebrows like that, up near your hairline
GK: Duct tape---- it's almost all you need sometimes.
© Garrison Keillor 2003