O thou who comes to repair the appliance, the garbage disposal is broken

O thou who comes to repair the appliance, the garbage disposal is broken

Oh please, oh please, please fix it, before I go crazy, the sink is clogged

Oh please, the water in the sink is risen up on me.

O thou who comes to repair the appliance, my guests will be here in ten minutes

Oh please, oh please, the water in the sink, the water in the sink, water in the sink is risen up on me

© Garrison Keillor 2002