(GK: Garrison Keillor; SS: Sue Scott; TR: Tim Russell; FN: Fred Newmann)

GK: How's your coffee?

SS: It's fine. How's your latte?

GK: Good. Nice to be together on our anniversary.

SS: Yes. Ten years ago today.

GK: Amazing.

SS: It is.

GK: People said it wouldn't last six months.

SS: Ten years of happiness.

GK: Are you happy?

SS: I am.

GK: Good.

SS: Aren't you?

GK: Sure.

SS: You don't sound happy----

GK: It's just that sometimes I wish we lived together.

SS: I thought we agreed not to talk about this.

GK: You said when we were married that you'd consider it----

SS: I did consider it.

GK: Why would it be such a big deal to sell your house and come across the river and live with your husband?

SS: And live in Missouri????

GK: What's wrong with that?

SS: I'm not a Missourian. I'm a Kansan.

GK: It's one city.

SS: I don't think so.

GK: It just doesn't make sense. Two houses, paying taxes in two places----

SS: Maybe separation is a key to our relationship.

GK: I miss you.

SS: Then come over and see me.

GK: Come over to Kansas?

SS: What's wrong with that?

GK: What would we do over there?

SS: Come and find out.

GK: I donno.

SS: Are we ever going to get this figured out?

GK: Probably not.

SS: You are so mysterious.

GK: Good. So are you.

SS: Great to see you again.

GK: Same here.

SS: Maybe a good marriage is one with a river running through it.

GK: A message from Kansas City.

SS: Kansas.

GK: Missouri.

© Garrison Keillor 2002