(GK: Garrison Keillor, SS: Sue Scott, TK: Tom Keith, TR: Tim Russell, RD: Rich Dworsky)
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.....after a word from the American Duct Tape Council from supermodel Cynthia Maxwell. (DUCKS)
SS: Hi, supermodel Cynthia Maxwell with a message for people like me who must be devastingly beautiful at all times and so thin that, like, one really good fart would blow me away. I mean, really. The life of a supermodel is, like, extremely stressful because, like, you're dealing with fashion and with fashion, like, you never know what you're dealing with and so for, like, personal validation I like to come home to an apartment that is me, that is very spare, very angular, and has that whole Cynthia Maxwell sensibility, very classical, very contoured, very high-tech, but also extremely playful, and that's why I, like, like to hang long strips of duct tape from the ceiling to give a droll sense of karmic verticality to my home. And it catches flies too. You can see it in the February issue of LIKE REALLY magazine. And I want to thank my mom and my dad and I want to thank Trent and Kervin and Monteith for being there for me, and I want to thank my p.r. person Cassandra for her friendship, and I want to thank my posse Shannon and Lindsay and Megan and I want to thank God and most of all I want to thank duct tape.
GK: Thank you, supermodel Cynthia Maxwell. Duct tape....it's almost just about the only thing you need sometimes, duct tape. (DUCKS) A message from the American Duct Tape Council.
(c) 2000 by Garrison Keillor