(GK: Garrison Keillor, SS: Sue Scott, TK: Tom Keith, TR: Tim Russell, RD: Rich Dworsky)
Tonight's show is brought to you by Bob's Bank. Save at the sign of the sock. Bob's Bank, home of the Smart Card. When you make a purchase with your Smart Card from Bob's Bank, we don't just check the balance in the account, we take a look at the purchase itself. That's why they call it a Smart Card.
SS: Lookit that, wouldja. Roy's down at the liquor store. Getting some wine. 8.95. 11.95. 6.29, boy there's a deal. Two cases of beer, twelve bucks each. Fifth of Scotch, 22 bucks, boy that seems steep to me. Better nip that in the bud--- (BUZZER). Who's this? Edna at the beauty parlor? Again 30 dollars? Oh boy. What can you say? (DING) Okay, here we got Russ over at the Ford dealer. What's this? A chrome bumper for his pickup? What??? He needs a chrome bumper like I need another twenty pounds. Think again, buddy boy. (BUZZER) And lookit there---- Benny----down at the sporting goods store ---- boy---- what's he need with an $80 gun case? No way. He's got enough hunting junk. Guy can't hit the side of a barn. Big waste of money. (BUZZER) Okay. What we got here? Gas and a couple of oil filters. Okay. (BELL DING) Groceries. (DING) Who's this? Jimmy? Buying jewelry.....hmmmmm. Woman's silver bracelet, 99 bucks. Boy, I don't like the sound of that. I don't even wanna know who that's for. (BUZZER) You wait and see - he'll thank us for it in the morning.
GK: That's the Smart Card from Bob's Bank. When we say full service, we mean it.
(DING)
(c) 1999 by Garrison Keillor