(GK: Garrison Keillor, SS: Sue Scott, TK: Tom Keith, TR: Tim Russell)
Tonight's show is brought to you by Psychic Pizza.
(PHONE RING, PICK UP)
SS: Psychic Pizza.
TR: Yes, I'd like to order a pizza...
SS: ...a 32-inch combo, extra cheese, no olives. A six pack of cola. 3414 Skinner Parkway. Apartment 4B.
TR: Uh, yeah! Right. How long will that take?
SS: Exactly twenty-two minutes and fourteen seconds, starting....NOW.
TR: Great. Would you happen to.....
SS: Know where your wallet is? Yes. Look in the tan pants in the laundry basket. And you've got some money in the pocket of your leather jacket, too.
TR: Great!
SS: And save a piece for your friend David.
TR: But he's not here ... he's out on a date with ...
SS: ...Rachel. Right. But she's going to dump him and he'll be there in about an hour, pretty heartbroken over it.
TR: Uh ... okay ... but I thought they were.....
SS: ....Huh-uh. No way. It was all his imagination.
TR: But Rachel always seemed so ...
SS: ....Not for him, she wasn't.
TR: She wasn't? You mean?
SS: Exactly.
TR: But he told me that ...
SS: Guys always say that.
TR: So do you think she's ...
SS: Interested in you? Yes. Give it two weeks and ask her out. He'll forgive you.
TR: Are you sure?
SS: Trust me.
TR: Do you think we're going to ...
SS: You and Rachel?
TR: Yeah. I mean ... if I were to....
SS: I wouldn't do that.
TR: No? You think I should ...
SS: I think so.
TR: You sure?
SS: Absolutely. This is Psychic Pizza Delivery. We know pizza ... and a little bit more.
(MUSIC BUTTON)
(c) 1999 by Garrison Keillor