...who else is on today's show, Mr. Tim Russell?

TR: David Bowie, Johnny Yuma, Yma Sumac, Uma Thurman,

Herman's Hermits, Kermit the Frog, Dennis Hopper,

Deborah Winger, Clay Walker, Holly Hunter, Ted Turner,

Winona Ryder, Minnie Driver, Eric Idle, Queen Ida, Eydie Gorme, Jodie Foster, Peter Coyote, Aunt Rhody, Ole & Lena,

John Travolta, the Volga Boatmen, Old McDonald, Donald Trump, Linda Tripp, Travis Tritt, the Trapp Family Singers,

Isaac Bashevis Singer, Isaac Hayes, Isaac Stern, Stan Laurel, Laurie Morgan, Stanley Kowalski, Skeeter Davis,

David Letterman, Emily Post, Norman Mailer, Marlene Dietrich,

Lena Horne, Janet Reno, Jane Russell, and me, Tim Russell.

© 1998 by Garrison Keillor