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TR (GEEZER: I do pretty well here at the Home. Go down to breakfast every morning and there's a big piece of duct tape across the door, it says "Remember Your Cane," so that's good and then I take my medication and if I drop a pill, I just use a strip of duct tape to pick it up, and that's okay, and then over to the activity center and we make things, I'm making a billfold out of duct tape, it's pretty good, I got six of them, and then I take my nap and then I get up and have me an eye-opener. This is a Baptist Home so they don't allow that here, but I keep mine taped to the bedsprings with duct tape. So I have a snort and then it's time for supper and I'm usually in bed by ten thirty. As I say, it's pretty good. What was I talking about? GK: Duct tape.
TR (GEEZER): Duct tape. Yes.
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